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why is it that i can only listen to punk music for just a short time before i start thinking of what i never had, and always wanted…

so mom yells at me from her office right next to my room, and i’m like what the fuck does she want now? so i get up and i’m like what? she’s like the cat is going after something then i see it go into the bathroom and the cat going after it. i’m like oh its a mouse… so i go into the bathroom and the cat is just like playing with this mouse with a big fluffy tail my mom wants to be in the bathroom too i’m like you are to big to be in her with me the cat and that thing so get out. so she is like all pissed cause she doesn’t get to see what i’m going to do with this thing… so i’m trying to pin it down with my tennis racket like i did with the last mouse last year and the thing like jumps across the bathroom and is climbing up everything i’m like what the fuck kind of mouse is this?? then it jumps down and its all like a sky diver with its arms and legs open and i’m like oh its no mouse its a baby squirrel or a tree mouse or something so i have the window open and have the screen up like a ramp to the window and trying to get this cute little damn thing to run up it and out the window. so this isn’t working i make a bride with the screen from the sink to the window thinking that the thing was just there a bit ago and might just run over and out of the house but no such luck since the cat and the little flying rodent is in the bathtub, i asked my mom do we have gloves shes like yeah i think we do. i say well go get them. she comes back with those yellow kitchen dish gloves i’m like not what i had in mind. she tries to come into the bathroom again and i’m like get out. shes like flush it down the toilet… so i look to see where the 2 animals are and my cat is just chillin on his back/side looking at the squirrel as its just chillin side ways on the tile of the shower wall, i’m like hey thats cool. then i grab it gently with my hand and then cup it with my other cause it was wanting to get out of my clutches hehe, and then just fling it out of my open bathroom window and then close the window and tell my mom all done. shes like what did you do. i said i caught it flung it out side and closed the window no biggie.

and that is the most excitement i’ve had in the past 2 days… oye…