Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I’m a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put u and i together
Woman: Really, I’d put f and u together
Based on repeater triangulation, the system tracks mobile phones using GPS and GSM technology
Approximate margin of error:
10 meters (max.) for mobile phones in Europe and the U.K.
25 meters (max.) for mobile phones in the U.S.A., South America and Canada.
50 meters (max.) for mobile phones elsewhere.
This system will not work in countries without GSM technology networks.
So I found a new site, Ads of the world.com and it has some very cool things. In case you didn’t know the ads here in the us suck for the most part, everywhere else they rock… ie, they have nudity and are just cooler, cause they aren’t stuck up like the majority of the US is.
Anyways i found 3 PETA ads on the site and i got a kick out of them so much that i just had to put a post about them, there they are in all their anti chicken eatching glory!
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